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timhardawayjunior:

u kno he hit it first
toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

(via laughing-llama)

ruinedchildhood:

When Internet Explorer asks to be your default browser.

(via laughing-llama)

champagneovo:

young kings
awwww-cute:

Invasion begins

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus, via laughing-llama)

baronessvondengler:

Touché

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

(via obliviateyourface)


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