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Harry grows Horns

In case you don’t know, I’m a self-proclaimed Harry Potter fanatic. So of course I was super excited to see this trailer premiere at ComiCon. Danny plays a guy who is accused of murdering his girlfriend and then..grows horns? It all seems very weird but I’m obviously still going to see it. At one point he has a snake around his…

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Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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Flawless Mirror by Lauren Hom


s/o to my ass for always being thick and true

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*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect


when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect


shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it


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I’ma forgive, I won’t forget, but I’ma dead the issue.

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Me and Drakes first date

Drake: And that's when I said first of all Barack, I'm mixed, but enough about me. I wanna know about you. *boops my nose*
Me: Well, I do not like the beach because I do not like sand or crustaceans but I do personally feel very connected to the ocean. I actually feel as if I may be mixed with mermaid.
Drake: That's so interesting. You are such a well rounded individual. Please, tell me more about you.
Me: I am very afraid of the dark.
Drake: A few years back I read a passage that said something like "You're not afraid of the dark, you're afraid of what is inside of the dark." I just thought that was so beautiful.
Me: ... Are you getting smart with me?
Drake: Not at all I ju-
Me: *loudly* Please do not come for me Mr. Graham I know what the hale I'm scared of!
Drake: ... that was extremely arousing and I'd like to take you home if that's okay with you.
Me: You pickin up the tab?
Drake: *nods*
Me: *puts the basket of rolls in my bag* Get the check.


Drunk Andrew Garfield: a collage

at first glance i thought this was one direction


*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

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